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A dude who repeats empty, overused feminist buzzwords and mantras he read somewhere on social media and brags about how woke he is, incorrectly believing it will get him laid.
In an attempt to quench his thirst for pussy, Joseph now spends much of his time bringing up how much of a woke male feminist he is to every female he meets and explaining how women can empower themselves by sending him titty pics.
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(n.) a simp.
In Eugene's final attempt to get spare coochie, he has declared himself a male feminist.
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Most often, the males who vociferously support feminism fall under the beta positive or beta negative category within the male social hierarchy. They usually patronize the feminist ideology simply to elevate their status in women's eyes, even though stridently feminist men are almost always found explicitly on the internet (similar to the "white knight"). Regardless of the numerous hypocrisies and double-standards endorsed by most sources of feminism, the male feminist will leap to his armchair, a dedicated keyboard warrior, to defend women against the horrible "profanations" and "vulgarities" people make towards the delicate and faint-hearted damsel in distress.
Person: "Women are clearly less intelligent than men."
Male feminist: "Bro, you're just a sexist douchebag. Lmao, like, go back to the 17th century."
Person: "But under today's equal opportunity, men still dominate every scientific and political field in the entire world."
Male Feminist: "HAHA wow - hey women, not all guys are like this. I'm a man, and I can assure you that not all men are sexist. P-please validate my pathetic existence. ;_;"
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A person who usually sexually inadequate that invades gender equality politics in order to (attempt poorly) get laid. These people kiss the feet of feminists every day with very little reward reciprocated; in fact they are still seen as privileged assholes by feminists.
Dave is a male feminist, he licked my cum out of his gf's pussy in the name of equality.
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A man so desperate so to touch the female genitalia that he shows hate towards himself and his own gender.
Man, I really need to get my dick wet but every female despises me . I guess I’ll just become a a male feminist.
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Someone who gets their ass pegged by a woman (mostly a feminist) and moans like a girl.
I am a male feminist, because I like pegging.
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A person who can be often noticed to be upholding topics of severe importance, mostly related to women on the internet, for the very purpose of getting some pussy (sometimes a random hole is sufficient). They can be spotted using the word 'friendzoned' very casually when asked about a girl they were rumored to be crushing on. They are also seen to be contradicting their own words because of extreme abuse of opinions gathered through interaction with people who suffer from stage sixty nine cancer, which in turn affect their ideologies.
A : I was wondering if being a feminist causes cancer?
B : Are you kidding me? It's one of the best things to exist in this world.
Also dude, they have a really cool name for it, "Male Feminist"!
Ain't that so fucking cool?
I told that SJW chick I have been crushing on that I am a Male Feminist and you know what she did bro?
She invited me to her house party and let me guard her door while she was getting drilled by four other boys oh my god dude it was so cool.
A : But she calls you bro.
B : Doesn't matter, I'll be here boyfriend someday.
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