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male nipple

One of the seven wonders of the world, revered as the most useless thing ever. It's not nearly as hot when a male nipple becomes hard as when a female nipple becomes hard.

"Check out Mike, he has some nice male nipples. I wouldn't lick them though."

by Drunkmanfuu February 9, 2006

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Male Nipple

The most useless and pointless part of a males body.

Your as useless as male nipples.

by Kevin Metal July 15, 2008

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Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.

Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

by ThePrajektProductions January 16, 2010

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male nipple

A bit too far

I licked the male nipple last night

by Wounded_Wolf January 14, 2018