Mall at Short Hills

Best mall in the country! Everything is "expensive" but people who shop there don't even realize it because that's what they're used to. Richest area in NJ, neighboring towns that shop there are, Millburn, Chatham, New Providence, Berkeley Heights, Westfield, Summit, and Madison. Almost everyone in these towns make about 400,000 a year, and where exclusive clothing from the Mall at Short Hills. Many celebrities shop there. We just call it the mall.

Shit! I lost my tiffany necklace!
Whatever I'll go get another, who wants to come shopping at the mall with me?

I'm glad we live close to the Mall at Short Hills!

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The Mall at Short Hills

prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of New Jersey. Known for its expensive stores (New Jersey's answer to Rodeo Drive). Known for its snobbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on Daddy's credit cards.

Damnit, my Gucci bag broke- I'll pick up a new Louis Vuitton at Short Hills.

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