Man Island

A bowel movement so large, it causes the poop to peek above the water line in the toilet and produce an island of poo

Wow! ihad so much taco bell last night that when i got home i made a man island

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k man islands

A kind of island that's just meh. a place where losers and outcasts go chill at.

You're not cool, you should go live on the k man islands for a while.

No man is an island

"No man is an island" means that no one is completely self-sufficient.

Gruff old guy: Some people say "No man is an island." Well, they haven't met Islandman...

*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!

Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!

TO BE CONTINUED