A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!
The male ate his semen like a man oyster!
A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.
My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.
a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh
yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub