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(m) noun, verb, adjective, adverb
-a mammal specifically a woman who was blessed with man-like features, characteristics and mannerisms
-an occupation a man tank will do the best in is a bodyguard
-man tanks require a LARGE amount of food for them to function
She is a man tank.
She mantanks her way to victory.
She mantankly walked through the hallways.
She has a mantank walk.
MAN TANK ! ATTACK !
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a t-shirt that has had the sleeves cut off with a knife, and then using said sleeve-one to put on your head as a hat as you use sleeve-two to wipe the excess cheeseburger from your face. Preferably a very cool shirt should be made into a man tank.
My starwars episode I man tank is better than your camp wolf tooth man tank.
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A surfers tank top worn by many frat guys when it starts to get warm outside, no matter how non attractive they look in it. Man tank motto: Sun's out, guns out!
Girl 1: I have seen 15 guys with the last 15 minutes with a man tank on.
Girl 2: It must be spring!
A tank top a male (usually a gorilla) wears to the gym with the sleeves completely cut out. One can see a gorilla's pecs, six pack, and pretty much everything. It leaves nothing up to imagination. This is why the tank is referred to as "slutty", because it is the male equivalent of the skank tank.
This tank is also referred to as a "cali tank" or "muscle tank" and only the buffest men receive the honor of wearing it to the gym without criticism.
Sometimes, it is assumed that men wear this gym tank because their arms are too big to fit in normal tee shirts and may rip the sleeves when benching 500 lbs. This is usually true.
Your slutty man tank is lying on my floor. Pick it up.
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During the 1989 Tiananmen Square Protests in China, one man proved he had bigger balls than Chuck Norris, Obama, Jesus, and Roosevelt (both) combined by standing in front of a couple dozen Chinese Military Tanks and not letting them move for half an hour.
This guy (balls removed to make sure the image could fit on the web):
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Tank Driver (upon sighting): Holy S***! Is like a half-man-half-tank!
Tank Man: You shall not pass!
Tanks remain for 1/2 an hour.
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the guy from new grounds (cant tell what it is because i never watched it lol) that's in Friday night funkin, the newest and hyped character, he has voice acting (first for cannon fnf) and full cutscenes.
tank man: lol whats this child man doing here
bf: wat
tank man: you would be dead right now but im bored so lets rap battle
bf: ok lol
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tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l
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oh hell tank man got blown in the back of his head shoot.