man trap

A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."

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Man-trap

Female genitals; hairy love pit, one-eyed trouser snake snare.

George loved to fondle with Gina's man-trap at night.

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man-trap

The means by which women snare men into a life of misery. i.e. the vagina

Sandy totally set a man-trap by flashing me.

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The Man Trap

A maneuver practiced by women to convince her lover to stay. Immediately after sex, the woman leaves the room and re-enters quite soon after with food, drink, and possibly cigarettes. This maneuver can fall the toughest of men, and there is no known effective counter.

Kent: "So why is Joe a Smitten Kitten suddenly with Louise?"

James: "She pulled The Man Trap on him once, and now he's fallen head over heels."

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