white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.
"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"
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He is usually a young boy that has been blessed the the big gay. He is usually not very happy and always fat.
You see mustard man over there he is the big gay sooo...
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A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!