man of the sea

Some loser, usually a middle-age caucasian male, who sits in his bathtub in a raincoat while listening to the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack and playing with toy boats.

"Man of the sea, open up! I need to use the bathroom!"
"Can I stay in here?"
"What? Are you gay?"
"I'll promise not to look."
"Alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me."

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man of the sea

sexist bizznitch of the hizzle, ma nizzle

Oooh, now THERE'S a man of the sea...!

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Old Man and The Sea

A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.

"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."

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old man and the sea

A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.

Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book

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the old man and the sea

Worst. Book. Ever

I just read this stupid sh*t called the Old Man and the Sea

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man under the sea

A man who likes his pussy extremely wet and suckable.

I wanna be the man under the sea with you baby