Man-Mansion

A 2-Story mansion for women where men wear nothing but clear thongs. There is a "man" for everything, including a cook, a lawn-mower, a landscaper, many man-servants and not to mention a sexual pleaser also known as "The Bed Servant".
Each woman is entitled to have her own unique version of said mansion.

Woman 1: "Whoa check out her man-mansion, it comes with every single man-servant you can imagine!!!"

Woman 2: "Nah that aint nothin'...my man-mansion comes with all that plus a pool boy"

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Man Meat Mansion

A synonym for one's mouth.

Husband: You cheated on me with my brother, you slut!

Wife: Well, your cock just couldn't cut it.

Husband: Shut your "man meat mansion."

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