Man-Scares

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.

Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.

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Scared Man Split

Often seen in horror movies, it is a person's impulse or want to split up and/or investigate a dangerous situation for no apparent reason, often resulting in the death of one or both parties involved.

*On Screen*
"Alright guys, let's split up."
~One man goes one way, and the other heads right into the room where they heard a gun shot.~

Man in the Audience:
"Dude, he just pulled a scared man split! He's gonna die."

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