Manatee High School

A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.

Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.

Jim: Which one?

Tim: Manatee High School.

Jim: You're going to get jumped.

Tim: (sad face)

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Manatee High School

Home to average football, sexist dress-code, stoners, and alcoholics! The hell on Earth we all tolerate somehow.

Kevin: Hey, what is Manatee High School like?

Gwyneth: It’s hell on Earth, Kev.

Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

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