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A whimsical creature that is said to haunt residence halls of various campuses, especially on the day of Tesday. They are known to decrease your intelligence as well as leave you writhing in a fit of laughter without any way in which to salvage what is left of your knowledge. Also known to cause ridicule, tardiness, sleepless nights, exhaustion, and a general sense of helplessness.
When he ran into the Mandator, he couldn't remember how to spell anything!
She followed the Mandator with hopes of catching it, but was caught in its gaze and now she cannot stop laughing.
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a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
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Damn that mandate was off the hook
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During my probation, I had to mandateer at a free medical clinic
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The earnest students listened closely for their next mandate.
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A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered
"Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me"
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A social party with men and/or male-related activities. Although some people propose that it be only an all-male gathering, some ManDates do include women, and the ManDate just signifies the partaking of male-oriented activites.
"Hey, let's go play some football with the dudes."
"All right, it's a ManDate!"
"Can we come?"
"No girls allowed, it's a ManDate."
"Hey, bring your girlfriend for the Superbowl party next weekend."
"Is there beer?"
"Yup, it's a ManDate, dude!"
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ManDate: Two, and only two straight single men (with great anxiety about the absence of love and women)---acquaintances but not great friends otherwise---meeting to talk, eat, smoke and drink. Each being extremely concerned about the satisfaction and enjoyment of the other on that day and munificent in spending, with a strong hint of enacting the rituals of lovers spending time together.
Pandu and Chaman came back from their ManDate sure that they were not gay, only a little lonely.
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