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Manti Te'o

1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.

2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.

1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.

2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.

by Philonoesis December 31, 2014

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