Manu Tuilagi

A wild feral monster from Samoa who the English have attempted to tame and civilise so they can utilise his raw supreme alpha beastliness for the purpose of trampling over people in the delightful game of Rugby.

Well I say chaps, Manu Tuilagi might be rough around the edges, but he sure knows how to punch Chris Ashton's stupid smug face. Get this guy an England jersey at once!