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A town in British Columbia, Canada, where there is a growing number of Crackheads in the downtown area. The #1 activity is smoking weed Lots of grow-ops in this town but sometimes its hard to find some decent cheebs(weed).
I spent the weekend in "The Ridge", and all we did was get fuckin baked and hung out. What happened to the "McEsso" on 232nd though? Good old Maple Ridge....
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A meathod of passing a joint between two people. It is performed when the marijuana cigarette is small and thus it must be past by pressing the people's two thumbs together. After the small joint is past, the passee says "Maple Ridge". This is inspired by the Rural Western Canadian town of Maple Ridge where there are massive amounts of grow-ops.
You dropped the joint! You should have pulled a Maple Ridge.
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One of the two ghetto ass towns outside Vancouver (surrey being the first). There is literally nothing to do in this town besides go to the Caddy Shack and watch the strippers while high as a kite. This town is full of drug dealers, addicts, hookers and an alarming amount of homeless people. Reminds me of the projects. Everyone that grown up in this town knows what it’s like to struggle.
“Hey bro wanna come to my place in maple ridge tomorrow?”
“Nah bro I ain’t tryna get stabbed”
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A Maple Ridge is when you put maple syrup on your butthole and your sex partner licks it clean.
Mikey took Chelsea home last night and she gave him a Maple Ridge
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A town where there are no big shopping malls or advertisements everywhere. Beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!
Have you been to Maple Ridge lately? Try spotting color sometime, it is nearly impossible.
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A suburban town in the northeast part of the Greater Vancouver Area. Its residents supposedly tolerate drunk driving.
Maple Ridge expat: Wow, people get mad if yoi drink and drive here.
Other person: Don't they everywhere?
Maple Ridge expat: Not in Maple Ridge, cowabunga dude!!!
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When a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his penis and his anus. Usually called a taint or gooch when a ballsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.
Dude i shaved my maple ridge last night and its as smooth as a babys bottom!!
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