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People born on this day are better than literally everybody else and they are the sexiest most intelligent and interesting people on the planet. They are bowed down to and considered Kings/Queens.
People born on March 4th are incredibly sexy.
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Boy/girl: it’s March 4th, you know what that mean
Boy/girl: sheeesh say less
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Only the people born on this date are sexy
The holiday is called sexy people day and is celebrated all around
Omg today is March 4th it’s sexy day
Best girl was born, rest of you can choke
Whoa fiona was born on March 4th, greet her and tell her u love her and give her hugs and gifts
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March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)
Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them
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When the best fella in the world was born (I suggest tryna get him as yours)
Person 1: omg he's born on March 4th go speak to him gurrrl
Person 2: reckon he'd have a threesom with us?
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March 4th is officially give your girl a hoodie day so boys get a hoodie ready
Girl”it’s march 4th” boy “and” girl it’s give your girl a hoddie day” boy”oh here you go baby”
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