march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

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March of Triumph

The walk home the morning after a successful sexual endeavor.

I saw you on your walk of shame this morning" "That wasn't a walk of shame. It was a March of Triumph, he was fucking HOT!

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