When you say the stupidest fucking thing possible to elicit a response
Are you asking that as a serious question or are you just Marcusing now?
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The act of showing up randomly when someone least expects it. Also, the act of trying to take things that don't belong to you.
He came up in our room and was straight up marcusing those cookies.
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When a dude is so pussy whipped that his boys can't help but wonder whether his girl is giving him a rusty trombone or pegging him.
Sad to see that happened to that poor boy, he's been Marcused. He needs an intervention before he ends up homeless or in a psych ward.
When a man named Marcus sucks and double dips once a stronger alpha male tells him to not be a disgusting goblin man.
Alpha male: don't double dip
Marcus: *double dips*
Alpha male: you marcused that one
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National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.
Being a W person fr fr. Sheesh no cap G and lover of Capybara aka ratio
Dang bro i wish i had Marcusism