Maria Derbduntlis

Maria is a fun, loving girl. She is a joy to be around and always comes with a smile.
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*