Marine Shower

The act of applying deodorant or cologne in lieu of a real shower.
Same as Mexican Shower and Puerto Rican Shower

I am going to take a Marine shower, by which I mean applying cologne or deodorant in lieu of a real shower, because I cannot take a real shower.

24👍 36👎

A Marine Corps Shower

Using deodorant

“Jesus man you really smell”

“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”