Marla May

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.

Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."

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