Marlboro Muchacho

The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast

"Left the stripclub the other night broke w no smokes. I pulled a Marlboro Muchacho on the way home, he didn't even see it coming" - Travis

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