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Truly the best ciggarette out there. Amazing flavor. There's nothing like sitting back, relaxing, and having yourself a marb red. The smoke surrounds you and you get this head rush, it's like a drug and you spend a few minutes in heaven. Good quality, but considered harsh. Only for the real smokers. If you can't handle the marb reds, gtfo.
"Hey, dude. Need a smoke, I'll lend you a newport"
"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"
1. A brand of cigarette originating in the U.S., marketed heavily through identification with idealized, ruggedly-individualistic cowboys inhabiting the wide-open spaces of the American West. 2. The only brand of cigarette I was able to buy in European "tabacs" during a summer as a college exchange student.
1. Me: "Do you like this denim jacket lined with thick fuzzy sheep's wool that I picked up at a thrift store?" Honest friend: "You look like the Marlboro man." Me: "Cool." 2. Me: (entering tobacco shop in Vienna) "Do you have Camel Lights?" Shop clerk: (eyeing my shorts, white sneakers, and baseball cap) "American?" (lays pack of Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: (waving arms, attempting to "draw", then pantomime, a camel, now speaking more loudly): "CAMEL. CAM--" (softly again, as clerk becomes visibly tense) "Camel. Lights." Clerk: (shrugs, reaches for Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: "Wait. Okay. Thank you. DUNK-uh." (I give clerk funny-looking bills, hope it's enough, take cigarrettes, and walk quickly toward the door). Clerk: (with enthusiasm) "BITTE!"
The best ciggarettes in the world although some may say they are the racist ciggarette becaise the box has a total of 3 k's in the design of the box but well worth the haters
Mayn i hate Marlboro Reds they nigga hatas but they taste so damn good i might accidentally go cracka
the REAL cowboy smokes, all the other smokes are for pussys and reds are for real black lunged cowboyz
byson: playboy, let me get demz!
clerk: whish onez cuz?
byson: *points* them reds, them marlboro reds them true cowboyz smokez
clerk: oh ye, no doubt no doubt themz da cowboyz smokes dawg
byson: u know it my mayn!
clerk: datd be 4.99 cuz
byson: i got chu, i got chu.
Lung blackening, like smoking a chimney ciggarettes. Generally smoked by Fat old men seeper twit.
A. Set me a Brown.
B. Ok here you go (Hand a cigarette)
A. Ahhhh, Na man not Marlboro Reds They make your heart blead for 30 mins.
B. (Takes Ciagrette Back)
Made up of the tobacco scraped up off the floor at the Marlboro factory
Cheap labor is too expensive to waste, so we wrapped up what we saved and named them proudly Marlboro Reds
The best cigarettes money can buy
Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.