Marlen Sittampalam

A little neektard who flexes his Mercedes and spends 12 grand on a stand mixer. Likes dating chinese people, although they drop him faster than he can drop a baton.

Marlen: Uhh I just dropped my APPLE watch down the drain because I was carrying my STAND MIXER to my MERCEDES to go to PIANO PRACTICE.

Rohethan: Shut up you yes man. You're such a Marlen Sittampalam