Marshall'd

When you get so intoxicated that you have to call a taxi because you cannot walk home.

You took a cab home instead of walking 2 blocks? Yup. I was Marshall'd.

marshall'd

derived from the phrase 'hot mess express' which is to intoxicate yourself to the very extreme, which may lead to constantly injuring yourself, losing your cell phone/wallet/purse at least 6 times a year, house fires, asking people that you may or may not know "what's up bitches?" and fighting with close friends yelling "bye, bye birdie".

"I am going out tonight and getting marshall'd.