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A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.
Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?
Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Marteen
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the enlarged state of an elephant's prostate and testicles. rarely occurs in human cases.
wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!
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A beautiful young girl with bright blue eyes. Her favorite color is blue and she loves to be adventurous. Marteen will always be there for her friends and is doing ok in school. Sometimes she lacks in common sense.
I love marteen, she just so funny!
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genuine, loyal and everything in between. Will go to hell and back for "friends". A person to be kept around as long as you reciprocate the slightest bit of their time, energy, love...
Marteen has usually been there for me, he rarely gives me a reason to doubt him.
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The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"
Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"
He like short girls and underage girls who are short and he always has a boner
Abdullah : Hey Mart, Do you still like her?
Marteen : Yea
Abdullah : FIB