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from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.
aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.
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Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)
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An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.
You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.
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After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.
"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."
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