Martiy'cel

Anonymous 3 years ago
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Insta : @itsszaksantos 2 years ago
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong
Anonymous 3 years ago
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Computer
Anonymous 6 years ago
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Girlfriend
Anonymous 3 years ago
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
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naina: die mart
martiy'cel: ok den
cybthia: u a legbenese i hope you cono
behat'nu:yuck i hu i am legbenese