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Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

by Smashpotatoez January 6, 2022

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Mashed potatoes

A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!

Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!

by Billy Corgan April 25, 2006

36πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

by Joshimo June 2, 2006

218πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

by assarakh June 24, 2003

156πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D June 29, 2005

41πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


mashing potatoes

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

by MajorRaze May 28, 2011

23πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž