Massachusetts Minuteman

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"