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Massapequa is a quaint town located on the south shore of Nassau County, Long Island, NY. It is considered by many to be the crown jewel of the Riviera of Long Island. Massapequa 'proper' includes: Massapequa hamlet, The village of Massapequa Park, North Massapequa and East Massapequa.
The Massapequa area is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large concentration of mid-to-upper middle class families.
From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, best schools on LI and beautiful parks, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa has some of the best Schools in the entire country.
Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary are in the top 1 percentile in the state of NY.
Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School
These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.
Massapequa is the crown jewel of Long Island.
Farmingdale will never be as great as Massapequa, sorry Dalers.
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Massapequa.. i mean it's fun sometimes but you can't forget. You have the assholes, jerks, bitches, sluts, BULLYS. It's horrible. That group that everyone calls "popular" no one cares about them anymore in highschool but they still think they're the shit, so they bully people and talk shit, and embarrass you and anything to make your life hell if you annoy them. Even if they have no idea who you are.. The girls are the worst, there is 80% of girls who are pure BITCH, stuck up & nasty. a fuckin bully too.. Most of the pequa girls are all sluts, literally. Biggest slut town. The guys, again the ones who think they're the "shit" are the assholes. When the stare you down, and they talk shit, bully you, just do stupid shit. Yea, that's pequa alright. I live here and I hate it. I'm pretty up there but still it sucks. OH AND half of pequa is all talk, specially the class of 2015. they won't do shit to you. but yea, this town sucks...
Massapequa people are mean
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home of some of the best looking people in new york
wow massapequans are totally banging
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A relatively large Long Island town located nicely between Amityville and Seaford; Comprised of Massapequa, Massapequa Park, North Massapequa, and probably every other compass direction.
Massapequa is notoriously known for its vast population of Jews and Italians, as well as for its ambiguous school district. The wacky and wonderful District 23 is just marvelous at first glance, but only a true Massapequan knowns what really dwells within the depths of the shadows.
Citizens associate the LIRR tracks with the 'good' and 'bad' sides of this town - those who live South of the tracks are generally wealthy and can't be bothered with the poor kids who live North of the tracks. Of course, this is all quite stereotypical.
Where there's a mall, there's a huge pile of teenage girls flocking to it. Most of them are sluts. Sunrise Mall, one of the most repulsive malls in Long Island, is home to stores that only seem to appeal to a certain ethnic background. Of course, that doesn't bother most of Massapequa, being as the trend these days is to walk around pretending as though you are of a different race. Other social trends include emo-ism, preppy-ism, wiggerish-ism, and punky-ism.
If slutty girls, posers, crap malls, nasty stereotypes, unfaithful book-burning schools and houses that price $400,000 + are for you, then come on down to Massapequa!
Also see slut, wigger, poser, soccer mom, and marsupial.
P.S - The next time you wanna add a definition to Massapequa, click 'add definition,' not 're-define,' you turds - you totally wiped out my last attempt at defining this Hell hole =)
"Hey, Bernice! Did you just see that pregnant girl in Starbucks? She must've only been about 12 years old!"
"Why, yes I did, Hector. She must be one of those Massapequa kids!"
or
"We live in Massapequa, so it's okay to burn brand new textbooks for our students! The district ordered the wrong ones, anyway, and we can afford to lose the money. No returns necessary, but we're probably going to get auditted again."
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A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect
My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!
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A large town set right in the middle of the south shore on Long Island. True Massapeqians know that south of Merrick Rd. is where it's at. Home of the infamous All American Burger where MHS kids get there daily fix. And of course we can't forget the beautiful waterfront homes and awesome private beaches. To sum it up: Massapequa, the OC of Long Island. The place where the beach scene meets the suburbs. A town that sets standards, a place that knows where it's at!
We are heading out to Long Island today, maybe do some tubing, tanning...u know Massapequa style.
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massapequa is the best town in nassau
massapequa beter than all towns
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