Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"