term used to describe the scandal surrounding the former congressman mark foley's inappropriate contact with
congressional pages
the republicans efforts to retain control of
the house and senate was hampered by this latest scandal
now being referred to as 'masturgate'
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An alligator pet that lives on your private island villa. Usually, you make fun of him with your imaginary friends... Who is lonely!? Definitely not me!...
Hey, look at that masturgator! Minds his little looser business!
This pouch? It's a treats bag for my masturgator.
No way your masturgator wears a cylinder hat!
The first step to masturbating online, you must go through the masturgate, to officially have sex. The masturgate is trials you must go through before sex, like having sex with a robot, getting rid of herpes, and asking your significant other to have sex with you.
Dude, I just finished going through the masturgate and instantly banged Le-a
(Verb) Spending a lot of money on frivolous things due to excess of money.
Since I've won the lottery, I've been masturGateing all week!