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When you are with your favourite mates of all time. CAN NOT BE USED WITH UNGENUINE MATES. Use it when you pick up the phone to your mate, all your favourite mates are in the same place, when your mate does/says something to do with an inside joke.
*your favourite mate of all time is ringing you and you pick up the phone*
"ayo, mate checkkkkk"
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when you find yourself in a situation where you don't know what 'move' to try next when trying to get the attention of a person you fancy.
A. "I really want to call this guy i like"
B. "Why don't you?"
A. "Oh Coz I'm in check mate".
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Office buddies who corner you into being their friends
'Are you going out for lunch today?' is a favorite line of the Check-Mates
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When you go to use a urinal and there is no place to go with at least one unoccupied urinal between you and another man
Man there were three open urinals but this piece of fuck took the one in the middle. Check mate bro.
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A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.
Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.
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When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.
"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."