Matilde Bois

People may say they’re vegetarian but nobody is as pure vegetarian than Matilde Bois. She is so vegetarian in fact that the dressing she puts on her grass has become infused with her blood. At times Matilde may be funny but typically the memes she thinks are funny are just bad and weird. She also has a very poor taste in music considering she listens to Frank Ocean, however every squad needs a quirky Matilde Bois around to balance out the norm with weirdness

Friend 1: Johnny just ate a cockroach wtf
Friend 2: Thats such a weird and Matilde Bois thing to do