matt day

Leaving work so ridiculously early that it doesn’t even make sense that you went into work to begin with.

I just got to work but i need a Matt day.

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national snipe matt day

May 6th is national take a bad photo of matthew day.

Matt: I’m about to blow up norterra
Me: *snipes*
Matt: why
Me: it’s national snipe matt day!

International Bully Matt day

December 2nd is the date of bullying Matt. Where every Matt, Matty or Mateusz is bullied relentlessly. Encourage any non-Matt to partake.

A: "It's December 2nd!"
B: "So?"
C: "It's international bully Matt day!"

Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day