Matt Jacking it

when someone constantly kills the joke or uses it ALL the time

person #1: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Matt Jacker: yeah, he had no-body to go with

-later-

Matt Jacker: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Person #3: yeah, he had-

Matt Jacker: no-body to go with!

Person #3: stop Matt Jacking it! dick

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The Matt Jack game

A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away

Person 1: I'm winning The Matt Jack game!

Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!

Matt Jacker: can i play?

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