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Matt Prior

A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.

I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape

by Melvanlew October 1, 2017