Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical

damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.