Matthew Camilletti

An extremely Caucasian(white) person who is a try hard at basketball. He likes to masturbate, however, due to the fact that he has such a tiny dick, he has to use tweezers.

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Matthew R. Camilletti

An Italian male. His family consists of Gino Camilletti, Kertis Camilletti, Christopher Camilletti, and Robert Camilletti. He is a baller at basketball and is better than all of the black wannabe Michel Jordans. He is a scalar in all of his subjects. Whatever he does is perfect. All of the girls want to be with him, but Matthew rejects them because he wants to meet the right person. And if he did go out with them, the girls cannot handle that 18-inch cock. When he goes to apply to colleges, all of the ivy league schools will want to give him a scholarship. When he grows up he will be a millionaire and own a famous bank with a lot of customers. He is way-way better than his brothers Chris and Robert. Overall he is the best, sexy beautiful, smart, and courageous man. He is basically a god.

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