Matthew Carvalho

Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.

Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.