Mature Student

Smug cunt who feigns wisdom in order to 'bed' real students.
Often asks questions at the end of a lecture preventing early, or even timely, departure.

Generally unpopular with most younger students.

Q. Who is that pretentious twat in the black roll-neck jumper?

A. Oh, he is the mature student. He is doing anything to avoid growing up and getting a proper job.

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mature aged student

Someone who is awesome. Often subjected to ridicule by their younger counterparts. Their many years at the coal face in the real world has hardened their skins and they are largely immune to the immature jokes.

Student 1: You know that guy Richard, he's a mature aged student.
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!

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