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Maury moment

When an event happens in your life that could lead you to be on the Maury show.

"I had a Maury moment when I found out I was pregnant and didn;t know who the daddy was"

"That was a Maury moment when I admitted to David that I cheated on him with 5 different men."

by MissMajestic March 17, 2009

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Maury Moment

1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.

2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.

"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"

Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."

by scooter cake April 14, 2011

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