mawdesley tory

Any morbidly obese, ruddy-faced, sister shagging, far-right wing, intellectually challenged, inbred bigot.

Typically found scowling out of Range Rovers in desolate, socially isolated, inbred snobbish grief holes like Mawdesley in Lancashire.

There's no point in arguing . He's just a Mawdesley Tory.