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Maxton is a hot asf and is very loyal anyone who has a macron on their life is very lucky because if you don’t keep them around then you will regret it they have a great sense of humor and is very loyal
Maxton is very hot
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Some midget that lives down by the creek. Spends most of his day sippin' lean and hoping the LA Clippers can catch a meaty W. Mans like 4"11, has a huge cock though. Not really funny, loves making jokes though, and spends most of his time fantasying about being 7FT. That's why he plays 2K, makes some fucking 7FT"3 post-hooking cheese. What a CUNT. Now, let's talk about his height more man, I mean, bruh, thinks he gon' make the NBA or some shit. Lil midget wouldn't even makes the WNBA. lol.
Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!
Yo, that Maxton has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle combined with donkey with down-syndrome.
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The literal definition of “short and sweet”. Sure he might be short. And stubborn a bit. And weird, but he has the biggest heart. He will share his hoodies with u, make sure ur ok, etc. He is also very cute and has nice hair. He loves to make other people laugh. U won’t never forget the first time u meet Maxton. If u date him, well then you are just the luckiest girl in the world. He will never break your heart. You will absolutely regret it if u leave him. He makes gay jokes with his bros but he promises he isn’t gay. If u have a Maxton in your life, keep him. Pls. Love u Max <3
*Maxton walks by*
Girl 1: “OMG IS THAT MAXTON!”
Girl 2: “ sure is”
Girl 1: “ he is soooo cuteeee”
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A Maxton is a absolute chad there is no man with a bigger cock then him it’s still a mystery how he fits it inhis pants
Look at that Maxton over there with the giant chicken
a professional body builder who likes cheap vodka and hazing. A fan of the WNBA, Maxton holds season tickets to the L.A. Sparks and can be found having a cry bat in his hot tub in his free time. Maxton lives in a van down by the river.
"Hey, I'm Maxton. Hold my dick while I piss!"
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He looks like my English teacher. He is so short. He will be 4'11 forever and ever and ever. The only person who will ever be shorter than him is.. oh wait, no one :). He is smart and retarded. He looks like Mr. Cheney as a baby on crack. He'll probably die alone but you know what, that's ok, at least he'll have Mr. Cheney. Max gives terrible hugs. Max laughs at everything. He doesn't do his math homework and has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle
Maxton is short and looks like an English teacher who can't do math.
Maxton doesn't do his math homework, what a loser.
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