May 15th:)

National Give your boyfriend a lap dance day
Or give him a blowjob whenever he wants all day

Hey kassidy it’s may 15th:) so come give me a lap dance or suck my cock

May 15th

Badass Warrior Legends are born on this day. When someone you know has this birthday, just remember, they can kick your ass without a blink.

Cam: Damn , did you know she’s a badass legend?

Chris: nah dawg, she’s a warrior too, May 15th remember.

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May 15th

A real bitch birthday.

If your birthday is on may 15th your a real one

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May 15th

A real bitches birthday.

If her birthday is in may 15th shawtys a real one.

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May 15th

National Stop Being Horny Day

"It's May 15th, Time to stop being horny"

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May 15th

The day to celebrate with those who have similarities with you, such as your favorite color, birthday, or song.

I can’t sit to spend the day with them on May 15th because we have the same birthday

May 15th

A blessed day for people who have the tendency to not just break the ice around new people but utterly shatter it. People born in this day are Mood Makers.

“You know that chick Teresa, I heard she was born in May 15th”
“No wonder she can chat with anyone”

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