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The day when a beautiful person was born. If you know someone who was born on May 20th then you should feel happy that your friends with someone who is such a nice and beautiful person. If you were born on May 20th then you are humble of your body because you are so nice. Not only are you a nice person but you also have humongous breasts that are the size of watermelons. It looks like it came straight out of a Hanime.
Landon: Hey did you hear that me and Taylor are dating?
Nani: you know she was born on May 20th
Landon: ok?
Nani: that means that she's the nicest and cutest person you'll ever meet
Appreciate a girl day. Make a girl feel like she's worth it!
Him: Thank you for all the things you've done for us boys!
Her: Awwwww thanks! But why?
Him: Because May 20th is national appreciate a girl day!
15đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
I feel bad for anyone who looked this up because it’s their birthday I’m sorry you probably didn’t get the response you were expecting. You do not need to finger your gf and you don’t need to suck your bfs dick.
Apply birthday darlin May 20th be with you.
28đź‘Ť 10đź‘Ž
Still national shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day! #thunderdripotw
Sergio: Yo It’s May 20th!
All The Ho’s: *Start sucking cause they can’t talk*
50đź‘Ť 24đź‘Ž
Boys give there crush their hoodies! No one can say anything about it
Girl:Hii
Boy: Heres my hoodie
Girl: why
Boy:its may 20th
Girl: awwww
Boy: yay
National suck your boyfriends dick day
May 20th is blowjob day
12đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
National “You are a Bird” Day
Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird
16đź‘Ť 10đź‘Ž