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person: “what’s todays date?”
me: “the coolest persons birthday, May 8th!”
Beautiful people day. The day where you can feel the inner beauty as the outer beauty to. No makeup day and just relax!
May 8th is the day you can find your inner beauty and outer beauty.
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Dude she’s coming over on May 8th. I’m going to go to town
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NATIONAL BOOTY HAIR DAY
(You rip out a piece of butt hair, and send a picture to someone)
Woman 1: “omg I just ripped out a BOOTY HAIR
Woman 2: “LET ME SEE”
(Then the day came, every May 8th is national booty hair day)
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show a mf some tittys today
my bros deserve it
oh hey it’s may 8th yk wut that means
May 8th is when u Tell your crush u like them in person
Girl: I like u would u be my bf
Boy: Why are u telling me just now tho
Girl: cause it’s May 8th
Boy: well in that case then yes
Girl: Ily
Boy: ily2
The day Taylor Swift tells us all that we are clowns, just like the scenario with the “5 holes in the fence” xx Ps. ILY Taylor
“Hey guys it Taylor! Today is May 8th which means it’s time for your guys to STOP with the clownery xx”
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