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Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black
Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties
Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week
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A slang term for male ejaculate.
Hey Susie, that sandwich looks a little dry. Would you like me to put some man mayo on it?
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Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"
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the fruits of a mans spurt reynolds
man:"were you gonna eat that"
freind:"theres mayo,and then theres mayo. your taking the piss"
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